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People who like their jobs probably don't think oral sex is necessary either. 
KFC's new "Chicken's Littles" commercial claim "Little is the new big".......poorly endowed men everywhere finally feel adequate after watching
Before you judge me,.. make sure your perfect!
Fellaz; Kiss her like you OWN her. Chicks dig that.
People who call you after you text them are the worst human beings since like Hitler.
My generation should be on Survivor!! This will be the 54th "end of the world" we have endured!! The Tribe has spoken....We are badas$$!
I dont know if yall know but umm ...its Christmas time in Hollis Queens
turns out, Chanting "I'm not creepy" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy.
finally a cute stalker
As a kid if a boy liked a girl he'd poke her, call her dirty names & pull hair until she cried. Odd, as an adult girls beg guys to do that.
hurt my leg while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how I'd do running a marathon.
I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Lays.
Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later this collection of mistakes, called experience, leads us to success.
My wife worked my ass off today. It's still laying out in the yard somewhere.
Sad to read that the creator of classic party game Twister has died. Top bloke and will always be remembered for giving me the chance to see my auntie's crack.
People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.............................Benjamin Franklin
FaceBook....the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K".
Am I the only one who thinks of those padded toilet seats when someone says, "more cushion for the pushin?"
The duct tape, prevents glass shards from flying around when broken.
In a sad announcement yesterday afternoon, we found that comedy legend Harold Ramis passed away. Even sadder, we found that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are alive and well... 