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National No Bra Day was off the hook. 
HER: "You've changed." ME: "Yes. I can't help it, I'm a transformer!"
Open Google Maps (Get Directions) 2: Type China as your starting point 3: Type Taiwan as your destination. 4: Read step 48
...yikes! saw a bunch of vegetarian zombies at the store today. all they could say was "GRRRAAAIIIIIINNNSSS"
Statistics show that plus size women are worth $10 billion to the fashion industry...ha ha that's nothing compared to what they're worth to the food industry!
starting to miss 80s and 90s music. Lil Wayne? Soulja Boy? Miley Cirus? Jonas Brothers?
Shot my first Turkey today! Scared the sh*t out of everyone in the frozen food section.....It was awesome
RIP Andrew Breitbart..... Ccaine overdose or heart attack hours before releasing Obama college partying video tapes.....yea right! BS
On Fathers day, we thank our dads for our moms. On Mothers day, we thank our mama for not swallowing us.
Why is a Mexican like a cue ball? You hafta hit 'em both with a stick to get a little English out of them.
Everyone wants to be Black but no one wants Black problems.
What are those small bumps around a woman's nipples? They are Braille for "s*ck here."
Physician -One upon whom we set our hopes when I'll and our dogs when well.
Hey, you don't have to file your tax returns if you think the President's an a$$hole, right? Asking for a friend.
two fish, named one, one and the other two.. so if one dies I will still have two. =)
out joyriding in your car.
A teacher asks ”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”A child replies”feet- coz every nite I c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
Who are you to doubt God? And Santa Claus? And the Easter Bunny? And...
I don't mean to sound raci$t but two men should never get married!
Why do all Queers talk like that? I mean all the Lesbians don't talk like a man... I don't get it. They must have something stuck in their mouth.
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