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Here's the deal... No matter what state you're in, if you want Meth, find the nearest trailer park. 
enough with the gun control debate already. Just make guns illegal and there will never be another problem again. Just like all the other things they made illegal and you never hear about again. Like, murder, rape, kidnappings, drugs. etc.......
Hoppy Easter Everybunny
Why does a good Christian fear death and why do we mourn the dead, if they are going to a much better place?
hates your extended network.
youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
Bristol is following in her mother's footsteps, having no talent and people still root for her!
what really sank the titanic.
using a Magic 8 ball to answer his bosses questions.
had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
put a leopard in a headlock. You now refer to this animal as the giraffe
thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.
regrets to inform you that due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
I find my nose is always itchiest right before I scratch it.
answered the phone at work, when the person asked if Roger was available..I said no, he's married
One hot sunny afternoon a man was sitting in his lawn-chair drinking beer and listening to the game, while his wife mowed the lawn. The Lady next store observed this and scolded him.... "How can you sit there and let your wife do the hard work? Any man w
Confucius says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget
thinks a foolish husband gives his wife an old piano. A wise husband gives her an upright organ!
wonders if she's the only one who gets nervous when she sees a Toyota in her rearview
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. 