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Because of the poor economy, we couldn't afford fireworks. The only snap, crackle, and pop at our house yesterday was when I poured milk on a bowl of Rice Krispies.

←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)

Batman. Not because I have to be. Now because I choose to be.

←Rate | 07-15-2011 20:10 Comments (0)

I laugh when someone I just met gets mad at me and expects me to care. Like, wtf. I don't give a s**t about you! I don't even know you!

←Rate | 08-05-2011 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)

I would like to make a Facebook page called "Deez Nuts," just to see how many people LIKE Deez Nuts...

←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

Not all times jokes intended to make you laugh. Some are intended to make you think.

←Rate | 09-28-2011 00:47 Comments (0)

Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:03 by Lozo Comments (0)

wearing flip-flops, a tropical shirt, and smoking a joint with 3 hippie-chicks between renditions of kumbaya...anybody care to join?

←Rate | 05-13-2011 00:06 by nisht meshige Comments (0)

In my opinion,nobody needs a girlfriend or boyfriend untill they get married...

←Rate | 02-05-2011 14:02 by John Comments (0)

*Boop* I got your nose!...No..you don't...

←Rate | 02-11-2011 17:40 Comments (0)

had Lady Gaga started her first performance from inside her fathers' condom, last night would have never occurred

←Rate | 02-14-2011 14:42 by Judge Coe Comments (0)

has just been banned from tesco.. apparently you're not supposed to pour water into the bucket marked "Pakistan flood appeal"

←Rate | 02-16-2011 12:39 Comments (0)

She: "Ummm, I dont think we should, I have I boyfriend." He: "So? I have a skateboard but I'd much rather drive a car"

←Rate | 02-22-2011 00:55 by Mile Comments (0)

Smoking, drinking and you...two things I love.

←Rate | 02-26-2011 17:28 Comments (0)

1300...yeah, that's a lot of pages. You have no idea how long it took me to go through all of them..

←Rate | 03-02-2011 17:51 Comments (0)

it means no worries for the rest of your days. it's my problem-free philosophy. hakuna matata.

←Rate | 04-08-2011 23:42 by Dealbreaker Jones Comments (0)

excuse me ma'am, how many ping pong balls can you fit in your mouth?

←Rate | 06-06-2011 21:28 by jeff Comments (0)

Word of warning...never sneeze while eating powder donuts and driving all at the same time, it plays hell trying see thru the spray on the windshield!

←Rate | 06-15-2011 01:00 Comments (0)

Dude whenever I jaywalk I feel like I'm playing a game of frogger x D

←Rate | 06-26-2011 15:47 Comments (0)

INSTALLING SUMMER ... ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 60% DONE. Install delayed....please wait. Installation failed. Please try again when the rain has passed.

←Rate | 06-21-2011 13:52 by the energy Comments (0)

Go to google, type in "Who is the cutest" and click on "I m feeling lucky" :D

←Rate | 06-25-2011 13:44 Comments (0)