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Wow!!!,,,, this ice cream scoop really brings out your eyes. 
Colts..."Who's got big ball's, We got big ball's, we got the biggest balls of them all!!!!
Talk about keeping up with the Kardashians, Bruce is growing breasts. . .
German feminine hygiene products are called Hercrotchastinkin.
Some girls are like blunts.... Hit it a couple times, then pass it to your buddy.
No thanks, bodybuilder chicks with clits that look like a baby's pen*s
Finally Bert and Ernie can quit living in sin!!! #onelove
Went to the gym this morning and was amazed by this one chicks extreme workout . She must of done at least 5- 6 reps of selfies .
Just watch. My nickname for babies, "vag-turds", is really gonna catch fire in 2015.
In Canada they have 18 hour traffic jams at 4 way stops,,, cause everyone is being polite and insisting the other driver goes first
I’m going to rename my wifi network to “Surveillance Van #02?. That should keep the neighbors on their toes for a while.
I was born to be cool but global warming is slowly changing that.
decided...husbands are a lot like jack o' lanterns!! Perfect once you cut their heads open and scoop out all the crap!! Happy Halloween :)
BREAKING NEWS: This just in two days after purchasing Lucas Arts, Disney in a deal with Harpo Studios will hire Oprah to play the role of Jar Jar Binks in the new upcoming Star Wars 7 movie...
I don't know why hospitals need to advertise. It's not like I'm going to go to Home Depot instead...
Ya gotta know the difference between berries and poop.
Morals don't come from religion. If you can't decide right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.
Attention: Females take dumps too, they just do it more graciously. But it still stinks just as bad.
Redneck word of the day - Asthma: I don't know if I can go or not. Lemme asthma wife
An inuendo is an Italian suppository. 