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Sometimes I wish I could just fast-forward through time, just to see if it's all worth it in relationship that we have.. 
thinks Oscar the Grouch should have upsized and moved into the dumpster accross sesame street.
always wondered why people with no teeth often buy the most expensive toothpaste.
Rental advertising terminology: Cute=OMG, my closet is bigger than this. Charming=houses still had dirt floors when this was built. Close to transportation=right next to the railroad tracks. One month FREE=your neighbors are crackheads.
shall not waste his days in trying to prolong them.
confused...the system admin told me to 'have a little patients.' Does this mean I need to become a pediatrician?
she touched the rainbow, she felt the rainbow n its nothin lik SKITTLES!!!!!!!
Someone at work said to me, "Inquiring minds want to know if you have a boyfriend" I said, "Yes, I do, but don't tell my husband."
One used and abused slightly broken heart for sale or trade for newer model
Somebody called me a metrosexual today. What is that like a local term or something? Anyway I'm sitting there getting a pedicure reading Vogue..
Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line???
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence
Never tell a dyslexic to cop a feel. Either way, they'll get hurt.
If your eyes are positive you would like all the people in the world.But if your tongue is positive all the people in the world like you.
dyslexics are teople poo
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Hot like me
wondering what spiders think of our own web.
if you thought for one minute that our goverment was in control,ever ran with its own ideas, or has our intrests at heart...google COMMON PURPOSE and tell me why this is so very wrong...
Loves U2 !! (The Band Or You)
The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it 