Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   One used and abused slightly broken heart for sale or trade for newer model

   Somebody called me a metrosexual today. What is that like a local term or something? Anyway I'm sitting there getting a pedicure reading Vogue..

   Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line???

   In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence

   Never tell a dyslexic to cop a feel. Either way, they'll get hurt.

   If your eyes are positive you would like all the people in the world.But if your tongue is positive all the people in the world like you.

   dyslexics are teople poo

   Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Hot like me

   wondering what spiders think of our own web.

   if you thought for one minute that our goverment was in control,ever ran with its own ideas, or has our intrests at heart...google COMMON PURPOSE and tell me why this is so very wrong...

   Loves U2 !! (The Band Or You)

   The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

   slaying fleas Robinhood style with a toothpick, rubberband, and a lit match.

   Success is a process... During that journey sometimes there are stones thrown at you, and you convert them into milestones

   can make a mean bowl of cereal

   Osama was spotted on a street view image on google earth

   stop analyzing, criticizing, you should realize what I am & start epitomizing.

   don't talk to me in that tone of CAPITALS!

   Word: Drama Definition: a complete and total waste of my time.

   Like if you thought you hit "Tab" and you typed your password at the Username tab for everyone to see!