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stuck his hand in the junk drawer; Now it smells like (insert name). 
I'm fairly certain with some BLING and a TIARA I could rule the world :)
•giving "the silent treatment" only matters to those who want to hear what you have to say.
been poked more times than a fireplace this month.
if you need any more proof that people's self perception is skewed, just look at their avatars. How you weigh 500 lbs but your avatar is 120 lbs. at best?
she will name her first cyber baby after you ;)
pretending I'm a rock super star with Barney karaoke !!!
To the people I forgot, you weren`t on my mind for some reason and you probably don`t deserve any thanks anyway.
The spark of a genius exists in the brain of the truly creative man from the hour of his birth. True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned
a good listener (under the current definition of Kin Hubbard:"a good listener is usually thinking of something else")
I still don't get the whole "LOL" thing. Was laughing on the inside that common before?
I've learned not to be picky in farewells... They aren't guaranteed or promised... You are lucky, more than blessed, if you get a goodbye at all...
doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4
Lamp shades: Hats of the future
thinks that if we were germs, I would be the 1% dettol can't kill!
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
just running a bath ... after that I may take the shower for a walk ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
people saymotivation doesnt last.well,neither does bathing-thats why we recommend it daily.
not sure why I should care that Favre is saying he is finally going to retire. Really? Isn't like the 15 millionth time he's said as much? Hey Brett! Ever heard of the story about the boy who cried wolf?
Brett Farve has announced his "retirement" once again, now tying Cher for most retirements in one career.
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