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X Don't bother flirting with a girl on fb who has no pics posted of herself. You'd be better off with your face buried in Randy Jackson's a$$ all night, than to go on a date with her.
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←Rate | 04-01-2012 07:44

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Learned from experience
Sunday April 1, 2012 @ 08:44 AM

Don't forget about the ones who have like 2000 pics of them-self because they always have serious issues. They constantly need approval of any guy they can get it from. Do not date these people either

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