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You look so fckn gross when you're happy.
While checking my balls in bed this morning I was disturbed by a lump. She woke up.
If all he wants you for is ur Breast,Legs and thighs send him to KFC. Ur a lady,not someones cheap value meal
Got insomnia? May I suggest watching the CMA's.
I've spoken with 3 Kevins today. Think I'm set for the week.
All I want for Xmas is........... Red Solo Cup! I fill you up! Lets have a party!!!
will drink responsibly when someone names a brand of alcohol “Responsibly.”
I would imagine if you understood morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy!
GUY: Babe, let's go to the zoo! GIRL: Sorry but I'm not ready to meet your family.
I just had a nowhere near death experience. It was completely life continuing.
New bumper sticker: If it is against the law for me to follow you home and shove that cell phone up your bum than you better keep your car in your lane!
childrens shows should really take into consideration that some kids may not have two eyes two ears and so on befote they sing about it.
I have been teased by friends and family that I spend way too much time on Facebook and that I really need to get a life. I am happy to say that I DO have a life outside of Facebook, but unfortunately I have forgotten the password for it.
Smithers, I dont believe in suicide but it would help cheer me up if you tried it.
mad as hell my toaster oven burned my toast again....I must be Black-toast intolerant.
Happy Beer the 13th
thinks his facebook has been hacked! I'm going to change my password to: titus_b12bomberraid.. That oughta do the trick!
if I mad 9.9 million dollars a year,.. a b*tch wouldn't be my problem either."
Biggest trade to date: Lakers to trade Jack Nicholson 