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If you don't back up and pin the doctor the wall when he sticks his finger in, it's not a prostate exam. 
I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already in there don't need company. - Tyrion Lannister
I wish my name was Grudge. This way women would hold on to me forever.
I Never understood why people watch porn together while having sex. If I have porn then what the hell do I need with another person?"
Actually, it's either: "DRIVING" or "RIDING" six white horses. Who's the dumb@$$ now?
About this whole Royal Baby thing, I googled "who cares?" and my name wasn't in the search results.
If you don't have an ugly person in your group of friends, it's probably you.
If she says "I'm fine" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox.......... lol
Some people wait their entire life for their status to be "liked"..not realizing that it has been p0sted a million times before..
Having just watched Kim Kardashian in Tyler Perry’s Temptations, I have come to the conclusion that her sex tape is the closest she should have been allowed to acting. Damn you Tyler Perry.
I "Country Music" hate you.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Let's get it straight. It's not about the, "Right to bear arms", it's about the, "Right to arm bears."
May I borrow your pen? I promise to return it all chewed up and full of spit.
you know you are great at sex when she tells her friends...and her family....and the police. :|
Yeah yeah, I'm a Grammar Nazi. Better than a Dumb Fokker.
I was walking down the road staring at my phone & tripped over a smart car.
JAB, Can you only imagine how many people not on our friends list who are doing the same thing we're doing. Ignoring each other, it's been good ignoring with you.. have a good evening. . .
Someone should really tell the ACM's it's COUNTRY MUSIC! Sad.
"I had one stuffy nostril and one runny nostril..." is how I'm starting tonights suicide note 