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“I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What's so cool about M&M wrappers?” 
There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete ... *LIKE* this if agree :D
Antarctica wind chill today -135 below. Al Gore refuses to comment
I want to die the same way I was born. Naked and inside of something Wet..
It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you'll do.....Hold the line, love isn't always on time,
So you can catch HIV from being in Two and a Half Men
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
I dont care who you are, I want your name - Police
If someone mistakenly Ass dials you then technically it's considered a booty call.
I wish everyone a happy new year, and hope you all have a great 1982. With love, from everyone here at the alzheimers society.
Every time two or more motorcycles ride side by side on the road,,, a bald eagle is gently wrapped in an American flag by The Lord.
My son just said he doesn't like bacon and now I have to kill the mailman
Casey Kasem: Coming to a milk carton near you.
Can you give me the opposite of these words quickly: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down
The day the progressive lady makes out with the Wendy's girl is the day I become a loyal customer to both.
How come boogers come out so easy, and they are SO hard to get off your finger?
You just don't know what awkward is until you call out your wife's name while having sex with her sister.
Ice bucket challenge: als foundation admits less than 27% of donations fund research and cures
Curling irons come with a warning label saying "For external use only." OK, now which of you sick women made that necessary?
If you're afraid of the Dentist, it's probably because you don't go to the Dentist... 