Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
brushing his tooth 
Cheers to alcohol the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
aim for the moon because even if you miss you will land in the stars
wants to know what do you give a sick florist?
does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle
Her bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that sh*t together with floss...
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it...
The worst thing you can say to a man is "Are you in yet.."
In Amsterdam, everyone rides a bicycle and no one cares how excited you are to buy marijuana.
Anything that is not about elephants is irrelphant.
Done today: ☑ Got groceries, ☑ Relaxed, ☑ Eating, ☑ Been cool, ☑ [Censored].
Apparently 2010 is not the year for Miners.....
at home on White Wednesday.....just sayin
feels sorry for people who are on trial. Their future is put into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
If you are not looking to get pregnant, the pill is the second best thing a girl can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy
If your man enough to hit it, your mand enough to take care of it.
Pick it, pack it, fire it up come along, and take a hit from the bong
Man is the only animal that has the True Religion – several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight.
■When I was little… I always thought the moon was following my car.
If I was the Director of NASA, I would make all of the ground crew dress up as Apes when the space shuttle Atlantis lands just to screw with them....now that would make a good movie... 