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Babe, I can't promise you that you won't have problems in your life...but I can promise you that you'll never have to face them alone.. 
I'm so broke... People in Haiti are having a benefit for me !!
Smokey Bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey bear is 70. Can you believe he's that old? Smoky says he puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them!
4 out of 5 turtles are Ninjas
You know you've entered a ghetto neighborhood when you see a pair of shoes hanging from a telephone wire.
FYI to the Prophets adding dates....Japan Earthquake was on 3/10/11, they are a day ahead of us.
thinks Facebook should add another option for Friends Requests... WHO ARE YOU?
86. Sometimes I like to order pizza from Domino's and when the delivery boy rings the bell I open the door in a Pizza Hut outfit.
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.
If I thought President Obma should serve two more terms in office, than I'd be on crack just like Obama is.
let's be honest half of us didn't even know who Steve Jobs was until he died...
The Dallas Cowboys say they're not intimidated by Peyton Manning... They also said they are not really sure what "intimidated" means.
going off the rails on a crazy train
Jesus is on Twitter, but unfortunately he's only got twelve followers.
Roses are Red, Winters are Cold, Now get on your knees and Do what you're told!
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did
was also once considered a "big f**king deal" by Vice President Joe Biden.
Ok ladies, you've had your protest in Washington DC, enough, now get back to work, cleaning and cooking.
Breaking news: George Zimmerman to throw out first pitch at tonights All star game
Some girls are like a blunt... Hit it a couple times, then pass it to your buddy. 