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okay so I'm confused..whats came out today? justin beiber or his alblum? 
Hey I just met you and You're kinda Crazy So lose my number Don't call me lady
Your ex will leave you, talk bad about you, act like they never knew you, miss you, hit you up and wonder why you don't reply... F*CK YOU
Just spilled a drop of my 5 hour energy shot. I'm guessing that means 4 hours, 22 minutes, and 7 seconds. Party on!
Stop looking at your phone, he hasn't texted or called. But that's okay because he doesn't deserve a girl like you anyways.
A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman...but a beautiful woman with a brain is a lethal combo.
So many 2 x 4's ... So few studs...
Wow! Bethenny Frankel just announced she's getting a divorce! Wait, who the eff is she again???
choosing someone on a dating website is like deciding which STD you want...
Awkward is when you're dancing with a girl and she bends over so you can grind it, then realize she dropped an earring and no one in the Starbucks can hear your iPod but you...
This electronic cigarette claims to contain no smoke, only water vapor. So apparently the best way to quick smoking is to slowing drown yourself.
Hugo Chavez...Say hello to..Adolph Hitler/Vlad III the Impaler/Joseph Stalin/Benito Mussolini/Ivan the Terrible and your friend the.Great Antichrist...The enemy of righteousness the.prince of darkness, pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name!
I love Pope John Paul, George and Ringo.
It's all sh*ts n' giggles, until somebody giggles and sh*ts! :-O
Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing.
My daughter is bragging about the blood puddle she left in the grass at rugby. How's your Bieber-haired, skinny jeaned son doing?
There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho
Idiots are God's leftovers.
Feeling Ugly...go hang out in Wal-Mart for a few hours.
I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker... This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes... 