Funny Status Message #111639
X says My daughter is bragging about the blood puddle she left in the grass at rugby. How's your Bieber-haired, skinny jeaned son doing?
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Monday July 11, 2016 @ 05:12 PM
He's the one that busted her athletic hymen causing the blood puddle.