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So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church. 
***WARNING*** The National Weather Service has issued a Falling Bird Warning for Chicago on Sunday. Falling Seahawks could be heavy at times especially around the Soldier Field area. Heavy accumulation is likely!
thinks it would really help Jennifer Anniston's career if she would star in a few romantic comedies.
would like to thanks Canada for helping the U.S. with the war in Iraq, by sending BOTH of their airplanes over to help!!
There is no logical reason why summer shorts should cost the same as long pants.
Praise be unto Jesus,, owned so epically on the Cross so that we may not be similarly Owned & who on the 3rd day turned Epic Fail to epic Win
Coffee so black it drop out of high school
Q:why are black folks mad at God A: you would be too if he put p*bic hair on top of your head.
You call them "bullies." I call them "crusaders against childhood obesity."
seriously, Obama. Quit tweeting about the damn fiscal cliff and fix it already...
confused by all the people I've seen today complaining about of all things FACEBOOK...if this is your biggest problem today I'm sure thousands of soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan would gladly take your problem over what they're dealing with.
Hamas is not what it used to be. You can see they don't have the money anymore. Instead of 70 virgins, martyrs now get a gift certificate to Olive Garden.
An Apple a day keeps Windows Away ...
Had my physical today. After the doctor left another doctor came in & said the three words no man wants to hear: “Who was that?”
I like my women like I like my toaster, with two big warm holes and doesn't leave the kitchen !!
Big girls take photos from the neck up.
Whenever I see a fat kid walking I think to myself "why walk when you could just roll"?
Even though I said I dont care about you I still check your facebook every once in a while, just to see how youre doing.
The only words missing from the bible are once upon a time and happily ever after.
She goes down faster than power windows 