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repairing his/her wall. Thanks Kool Aid Man. 
The skeletons in my closet have requested a walk in!!!
Mistakes are made from time to time. Without them, most of us would have never been born.
I'm one click of the mouse away from taking over the world. HA, HA, HA......
I'm not opposed to gay marriage.... I saw two women kissing in public the other day and I thought “man, that takes balls!”
Wyclef Jean to run for President of Haiti. That would be cool. Then he could totally start a band called The ReFugees.
Every since I bought this shake weight . I'm putting way too much salt on my food!!
When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death - ourselves
Today's lunch: Redman and Dr. Pepper..slimy yet satisfying.
the Dread Pirate Roberts.
It is beyond me why people would be camping outside in the cold weather waiting 7, 8 hours to go spend them money...SMH
working on my taxes and has come to the conclusion that taxation WITH respresentation is not that great either...
Telepath wanted...you know where to apply.
Do your best to limit the number of boundaries you set in life. Not everything you're looking for lies within that yellow tape.
going outside to walk around in circles....cause thats how I stroll.
Support your local record store today, because you can't roll a joint on a download b*tches.
Conan O'Brien was on 60 Minutes this weekend . Jay Leno appeared 30 minutes in to take over due to 60 minutes "losing viewers and profits."
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife....
When you are SINGLE all you see are happy couples.... When you are COMMITTED all you see are happy SINGLES!!! ;-)
supports the rights of the Jedi to build a temple, but does it have to be two parsecs from the ruins of the Death Star? 