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If men can go around joggin shirtless... I believe "SOME" women should be able to do the same as well! 
My friend said, "I don't like Budweiser or Coors, I only drink Corona." And I said, "I'm like a beer slut, I drink anything."
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, you were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Please re-post to raise awareness."
I like watching hoarders...it makes my house look clean
Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
speedwalks everywhere, and is afraid of toilets…the two are not related...really...
checked in to a hotel and I asked if the porn channels could be disabled…She replied “Sick-o”!!!
I always ask myself WWJDD? (What Would Johnny Depp Do?) That seems to work for me.
I saw on the television today that Huggies diaper's have come out with a new Levi design.What's next, bib-overall depend's for grandpa?....
The News Feed sure does have a lot of sales on Spam Jordans and Nike shoes.
Both of these candidates belong behind bars. One in a zoo, the other in prison.
what idiot called them pregnant women and not bodybuilders
If Beyonce with all her beauty, talent and money can get cheated on, what chance you you basic women have?
In Finland when a baby is born you just throw a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name.
Well, it's 2015. Where's my robot girlfriend, nerds??
69... Some might call it nasty... I call it a romantic dinner for 2
Of course I woke up happy.....Its Steak and a BJ day
[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event "Come Outside"] what tha 