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"Sex is life"... I want you to make me immortal. 
The more you care, the more you lose.
BBC NEWS: Police are moving in at Dale Farm...& there's me thinking they were trying to CLEAR the site!! ;)
Listening to a Spanish female duet in a Greek restaurant. It's confusing to me and all these Koreans.
theres too many car dealers around so I'm gonna go different... I'm gonna sell unicycles. i'll be the only one in the region so I'll get all the sales
wrong mac miller that died ya big dummy you got a computer research it
The Philadelphia man that bought a $4.00 painting but inside is a $2.5 million dollar worth Declaration of Independence document. Ok the song Philadelphia Freedom comes to mind
I think my nose is on too tight.
Thank God for Pancakes and Tang.... They taste the same from when it goes down till you throw it back up!
You;re so annoying you should have a SLAP named after you.
A Friend suggestion with 1 mutual friend!? Really facebook?? Has it gotten that pathetic? ..smh.
■Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don't have your hopes high, Friends become strangers, Lovers become friends, & People leave.
Dear Harry Potter fans,, Of course Star Wars fans are better than you,, We even have our own holiday,,,, Sincerely,, May the 4th be with you !
Redneck word - Aspect: she got done skinny-dippin', passed out on that deck chair, and had her aspect by a woodpecker.
it's not that I don't go Church because I don't believe a God. I just don't go because I have trouble believing in the concept of a God who makes a note of who does go to Church.
Noticed a mistake? Why couldn't you notice it FIRST before posting? Why were you in a hurry to microwave your dinner-for-one as you always do?
The current US population stands at over 300 million. If we all contributed $1, that would be enough to buy off many lobbyists. I'd be happy to be the receiving officer for this plan.
If I don't have any drama... Can I still have a Facebook
Nothing is more humbling than blocking someone then doing the friend request of shame
Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything, and everybody believed in you? 