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Jeffrey Toobin said he was willing to lend a hand, with Thursdays debate. 
If I ever become a super hero, my origin story will involve a sourdough starter mishap.
Trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs.
I opened up this app & just keep swiping right at all the sexy pictures...I can't believe how many selfies I have stored in my pictures
"The force is strong with this one". Me on the toilet.
Anyone look in the mirror and it looks like you have hail damage on the back of your thighs . Asking for a friend.
A federal budget that doesnt hurt the middle class? ? ? Well sign me up 3 times, even though I'm not registered democrate.
I licked gayray's valuables in a Chicago Home Depot. They were having a half off wood sale so he fit right in
Your small talk is beginning to make my eye twitch.
The quality of the villain is so important to me in a movie
Ever pee in the middle of the night with seat cover down.. 1st for everything :' D
I just found something that will put you to sleep, The OJ Simpson hearing
[inventor of dogs] Take this wolf and make it not eat us.
There is no "I" in "Team." But there is no B, C, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z in "Team" either.
I'm really tired of every article about a woman having an opinion being accompanied by the most deranged photo of her they can find.
For Sale: Eclipse glasses. Like new. Only used once. Make offer.
I am sure glad no one got a picture of my full moon....
I like to let my kids do everything other parents are yelling at their kids to stop doing.
Wish me luck. I'm about to tell this highway it's adopted.
when I was in school I was so bad at math,i failed like eleventeen times! 