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   messageicon Red wine pairs beautifully with procrastination.
←Rate | 09-22-2017 22:58 by Jergim Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm really tired of every article about a woman having an opinion being accompanied by the most deranged photo of her they can find.
←Rate | 08-14-2017 02:48 by Jergim Comments (0)  

   messageicon None of us really knows anything about Stormy Daniels other than her first pet's name was Stormy & she grew up on Daniels street.
←Rate | 03-26-2018 02:04 by Jergim Comments (1)  

   messageicon I want a girl who can drink as many beers as me & who orders a burger & fries for dinner, not salad. Also men: She can't be fat, tho.
←Rate | 07-05-2018 23:33 by Jergim Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color, they are 100% a cop.
←Rate | 07-18-2017 00:22 by Jergim Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your God is totally ok with nuking an entire country but not with 2 guys marrying, you might consider exchanging that God.
←Rate | 08-14-2017 02:50 by Jergim Comments (2)  

   messageicon Teenagers hanging out sober act like adults drunk.
←Rate | 12-28-2017 02:33 by Jergim Comments (0)  


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