anonymous Funny Status Messages

   im so tired and sleepy that I might just sleep off on my keyboarrrdddddddgjcklyfjhjk dk;hdktyggy;f

   sum girls r made of suga and spice...my girls r made of vodka and ice!!

   save water...drink beer

   that babies are a form of STD's

   sexually asulting your grandma

   - Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

   wishes grass was emo so it would cut itself.

   no expectations = no dissapointments

   likes writing in the third person form

   having a great time controlling your mind right now.

   36,000 die every year just from regular flu alone in the US,and we are worried about swine flu with just 150 cases all around the world???They are just diverting your attention from the economy that they are f-ing up every day!!!

   uɐɔ uɹnʇ ǝɥʇ ǝןoɥʍ pןɹoʍ uʍopısdn

   having a conversation on his phone on the bus the other day about his 4 week trip to Mexico. I ended the call, and sneezed! Thats when I noticed the bus was empty!!

   you were on a horse and your uncle ~Jack helped you off, would to return the favor and help your uncle jack off a horse?

   needs to sit down in the Thinking Chair and Think...Think...THIIIINNNKK!!!

   says it's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

   said that the day we had a black president would be the day pigs fly. Well, Swine Flu.

   rejects your reality and substitutes his own properly medicated version.

   thinks the world is her oyster. Now if only she could find a shucking knife.....

   has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu