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I'm at the age where I don't party hard I party mildly. 
Just want to wish everyone a happy new year!....in case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
I call my pecker Whitesnake because here I go again on my own.
My mom says hunnie your room is full of trash I be like mom my ex isn't here anymore
The last place to celebrate the New Year's eve celebration is the tiny north pacific Island Midway Atoll with the population of about 60.
Southers New Year's tradition is to eat black eyed peas, hog jowls or ham hocks, and collard greens on New Year's .
Stock markets close out on worst year since 1931. Well, we did say we wanted to go back in time, to the good old days.
Fun fact: the tiny island of Tonga is one of the very first areas in the world to celebrate the New Year.
On new year's eve, tonight while counting down the last 10 seconds, Lift yout left leg so you start the new year out on the right foot, making all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! Happy new years guys! Be safe, please. 😘
Billboard is wrong. The hottest single of 2018 is me.
Sometimes there's a very thin line between "I should share this on Facebook with all my friends" and "I might want to seek private professional help for this"
If you want to know who your real facebook fiends are all you have to do is post that you got a new phone and need numbers.
And as tradition would have it, I now sincerely regret making plans for NYE
Rudy: "Put up or shut up." That's good advice, that he needs to follow.
You know how TV commercials for burgers places make the burger look much better in the picture than they do in real life? Yeah, that's FaceBook
Don't you hate it when someone is willing to take the credit when something is a success, but when it’s a FAILURE, it’s ALWAYS, somebody else’s fault?
I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman, then pow, it was all gone, when my wife found out.
Bird Box looks exactly like A Quiet Place but instead of covering their mouths, they cover their eyes.
Wait, if monkeys have taught me anything... will the next movie be about people who have to cover their ears?
I'm determind to stay out of debt this new year. Even if I have to borrow the money to do so.
NETFLIX Bird Box about an English ladie's privates? 