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5 year olds can't bring milk, eggs or peanuts to school these days but they can bring the measles... 
When I was a kid we used to keep our Facebook accounts secure with a lock and key we used to call a diary.
The man who never apologizes, wants an apology. The irony is strong with this one.
I'm no longer afraid to say that I loved Milli Vanilli's songs!.....or whoever it was that perform their songs.
At what point did Cardi B think to herself, "I'm tired of this life, I should try to be a singer," while she was dancing around the stripper pole?
I discovered that growing up in the '60's was more fun than being in my 60's...
Disgusting! The Toronto Raptors are in the NBA finals. This is all Obama's fault!
Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Mother Goose Haiku: Old Mother Hubbard Looked in cupboard for dog food Nothing for that dog.
Cardi B is a former stripper. Prime example of why the expression “Don’t quit your day job” was created.
On TV no men can tie a necktie but all women can and there’s no backstory to explain it
Remember as we are planing for our tomorrows, our brave soilders are giving theirs today.. Have a safe an wonderful Memorial Day weekend everyone!!
Some people are as useless as an audiobook on sign language
I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Think I'm Sexy" on my car. Then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
My wife is mad at me for never putting down the toilet seat. To be honest, I *am* getting pretty tired of carrying it around all the time.
The police want to interview me. Funny, I don't remember sending them my resume.
Hey Google, how about taking all those stupid ass fake trees off your maps so we can actually see what we want to see??
I actually didn’t even know Aardvarks and rats could get married.
Thx for thinking of me Amazon, but I really only needed that one washing machine part, not one every time I log in...
"I don't have anywhere else to be, and this bag of lettuce is really interesting. I'll read every word on the back of it and then I'll put it back on the shelf." . . The person in front of me at the grocery store 