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wants to poke you (and not one of those irritating facebook poke either) 
: If Blind people wear Dark Glasses...why don't Deaf people wear Earmuffs?
THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
wonders...If 7-11 is open 24hrs a Day, 365 Days a year......Why are there locks on the door?
Bloody speed cameras are a complete con. Not only do the photos take about five weeks to arrive, but they cost £75 a picture.
If the Americans can't find Osama Bin Laden, they should stop looking, sit down with a cup of tea and try to think where they saw him last. This always works when I can't find my car keys or the wifes hairbrush.
campaigning early... 'Anyone Else 2012'
shampooing the lawn and mowing the carpet
her hair is messed up, pants un zipped alien must have had a ruff night
livin the chuffin dream baby. Just turned up to work with no trousers on.
,"for god so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son,that whoever shall believe in him shall not perish but have eternal life."JOHN 3:16
's life has drastically changed ever since he started using verbs
not an actor on TV but is one in real life.
you're immuned to food poisoning because your mum's cooking is bad enough
been officially declared a gateway drug.
If your having facial spasms I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a twitch aint one.
The first person who milked a cow... wtf were they doing there?
You don't have to change much to change everything.
life is a bridge; cross over it, but don't build a house on it
marriage? no thanks I can't mate in captivity. 