Funny Status Message #5153

X says you're immuned to food poisoning because your mum's cooking is bad enough
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# 87449 So Paula Deen has come out and said she has diabetes. All I need now is the Man vs. Food guy to have an acute myocardial infarction and the bizarre food guy to die of food poisoning and I win my “professional eating disorders” trifecta wager.
# 39564 got food poisoning yesterday. Just not sure who to use it on yet.
# 102983 I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it though.

←Rate | 08-07-2009 02:21 | Tags: Filtered

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