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Our company had a chili cook-off today at 11:30. The "crop dusting" began about 2 hours later
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11-11-2010 19:14
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Finds most Christians treat their bible like computer software. They just scroll down the terms and conditions without reading it and click 'I agree.'
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11-11-2010 19:11 by
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it just me or is anyone else forced to feed their evil dust bunnies that live under there bed??
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11-11-2010 18:49 by
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how do you keep a little dog from humping your leg? Tape a photo of ur mom on ur kneecap.
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11-11-2010 18:23
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That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?
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11-11-2010 18:22
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Some advice guys: If your girlfriend is working out in your living room apartment, & there's a knock at the door from the tenant beneath you asking if there's live animals in the apartment, answering "pretty much" isn't such a good idea.
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11-11-2010 18:21
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This may look easy to you, but I assure you your mother is even easier.
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11-11-2010 18:21
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A happy ending is only an asian massage parlor away.
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11-11-2010 18:19
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you should probably just let your "Honor Student" drive. You are obviously an idiot.
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11-11-2010 18:09 by
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Aren't you ever tired of having yourself around??
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11-11-2010 18:06 by
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When the patient was asked if he had had a good night he answered that he'd slept as soundly as the nurse on night duty.
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11-11-2010 18:03 by
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not here right now. if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, please buy me a cell phone.
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11-11-2010 17:57 by
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I'd be a millionaire if I could buy him for what I think of him and sell him for what he thinks of himself.
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11-11-2010 17:54
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it possible to be still tasting Jager from last night? Somebody call an Excorsist. Blah!
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11-11-2010 17:53
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has a feeling that the so-called "Highway To Hell" looks just like a Wal-Mart parking lot
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11-11-2010 17:51 by
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She doesn't trust him an inch. If she doesn't find any strange hairs on his jackets she just accuses him of having an affair with a bald woman.
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11-11-2010 17:48
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I have a small request to make to you. Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on a holiday.
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11-11-2010 17:34
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Ur mama is so ugly when she walks past the bathroom the toilet flushes itself.
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11-11-2010 17:29
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ok, so what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh!
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11-11-2010 17:20 by
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And ps... you should'nt sing a song with an "s" in the title if you have a lithp!
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11-11-2010 17:01 by
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