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   messageicon Worst sex I ever had? With a girl that punched me in the face every time she climaxed.Wasn't that that bad until I realized she was faking.
←Rate | 12-12-2010 17:08 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't Facebook and drive!
←Rate | 12-12-2010 16:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm dreaming of a 90 degree Christmas
←Rate | 12-12-2010 16:04 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found a Christmas present from last year for the kids....... should have seen their little faces when they opened it...poor little kitty!
←Rate | 12-12-2010 15:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Step 1) Install coal stove. Step 2) Be naughty all year. Step 3) Wait on santa to deliver so I can heat up the house.
←Rate | 12-12-2010 13:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about suing the US postal service over their slogan "If it fits~It ships".... If that were true I'd be on my way to Hawaii right now.....
←Rate | 12-12-2010 13:22 by clutzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the one question that baffled researchers for ages..where are my keys?
←Rate | 12-12-2010 12:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first Monday night game in Detroit in almost 10 years and the Lions aren't even playing in it!"
←Rate | 12-12-2010 12:43 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sociologists say San Francisco's birth rate is projected to decline sharply in the next decade. I'm actually rather surprised San Francisco has a birth rate.
←Rate | 12-12-2010 12:02 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
←Rate | 12-12-2010 11:53 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if the Mayans are right, does that mean this is the last Christmas to be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future?
←Rate | 12-12-2010 11:43 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
←Rate | 12-12-2010 11:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what does the Vikings football team and the Metradome have in common? They both collapsed under pressure this year
←Rate | 12-12-2010 10:19 by Gatto Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no end to the lengths that Brett Favre will stoop to protect that streak of his. He must have been up all night cutting away on the roof of the Metrodome.
←Rate | 12-12-2010 09:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫ Oh the weather outside is weather.... ♫
←Rate | 12-12-2010 08:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
←Rate | 12-12-2010 08:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon exploring the relationship between mistletoe and camel toe
←Rate | 12-12-2010 05:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
←Rate | 12-12-2010 04:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose
←Rate | 12-12-2010 04:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *<[:{D> ho ho ho
←Rate | 12-12-2010 04:22 Comments (0)  



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