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There are only two people I trust in this world... One is myself, and the other one is NOT you.
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11-30-2010 07:40
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I may not be an organ donor, but I owe it to mankind to donate my humor to science!
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11-30-2010 07:17 by
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succesfully finished his rubiks cube, waiting for the paint to dry now
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11-30-2010 05:26 by
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I can hardly stand the wait, please christmas don't be late!!
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11-30-2010 03:24 by
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Do you know why they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
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11-30-2010 03:00 by
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Dad, you are like a father to me.
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11-30-2010 02:27
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I won a trip to China now am stuck here waiting to win a trip back home
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11-30-2010 01:59 by
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I'm almost positive that Mariah Carey will give birth to a stuffed animal.
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11-30-2010 01:11
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found a short cut for this years Marathon
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11-30-2010 01:06
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Sarah Palin has a new reality TV show. Now all she has to do is enter reality.
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11-30-2010 00:26 by
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If your stepbrother is gay does that make him your half sister ?
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11-29-2010 23:13 by
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born with no eyelids. Doctor used some of the extra foreskin from my circumcision to make some. He said I would be fine, just a little cock-eyed.
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11-29-2010 23:13 by
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Studies show that excessive poking can make you go blind.
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11-29-2010 22:52 by
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RIP Leslie Nielsen. Shirley, he will be missed.
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11-29-2010 22:51 by
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Please stop telling me how poor you are via Facebook for iPhone.... really?
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11-29-2010 22:46
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The weather is such a slut, when its hot out it makes everyone take there cloths off, the wind is always blowing people, the rain make everybody wet, and the snow covers everybody in white stuff.
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11-29-2010 22:42 by
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"Every Kiss Begins with K" and "Every Divorce Begins with D Bit@h"
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11-29-2010 22:30 by
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I prefer to learn from someone elses mistakes.
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11-29-2010 22:14
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wants to go back in time and give the person just about to invent the "high five" a high five, then sit back and watch the universe implode
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11-29-2010 22:00
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I almost got to go skiing....but my husband got mad when he saw me spraying WD-40 on the bottom of his skis...
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11-29-2010 21:41 by
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