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   messageicon Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out their mouth is sh!t.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 19:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing scares the government quiet like an educated citizen...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 18:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens in Vegas end up on Facebook
←Rate | 02-25-2011 18:13 by Game Comments (0)  


   messageicon If young girls ruled the world there would be no wars. They would be too busy obsessing about Twilight and Justin beiber to do anything violent.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:58 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw Dianna Ross on Oprah, wow I don't think I'll ever get an erection again
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:57 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (1)  


   messageicon They should just put a big ol' "Fu** You!" sign up beside the gas prices at the gas station...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A smart man just marries the right woman, even if it does take him years to find her.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:31 by Emi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else think Charlie Sheen snorted the fine line between recreational use and addiction?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 17:21 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people treat their body like a temple. I treat mine like a cookie jar.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 16:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scr*w you recommended serving size. You don't know me
←Rate | 02-25-2011 16:32 Comments (1)  


   messageicon A SMART WOMEN spends all her husbands Money so he cannot Remarry, A SMART MAN makes more than his Wife can SPEND!!!
←Rate | 02-25-2011 16:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a sign at the hospital that said "Family Planning.... Use Rear Entrance". I thought it was good advice.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 16:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was googled Whine of the month club, and Wisconsin came up.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:59 by Jim Woodward Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimos supposedly have 52 words for snow. That's weird, so does Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:49 by Dave Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who would have thought that giving an actor with a history of drug addiction $2 million an episode would have turned out badly?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:27 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official I've finally been over notified.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did I un-jam the copier? Yes. Does that make me a hero? Not for me to say. But probably.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting all emails as they come in without reading them. Like a boss.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently Cheryl Cole must drop her accent for the X-Factor to succeed in America. I reckon the show would work better if she dropped her knickers instead.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:19 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  



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