Funny Status Message #47973

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X when a cop pulls you over and he tells you to get off the phone..DO NOT SAY: I gotta go honey, your husband is being a jerk. Seriously don't. ;)
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# 60985 Doing the Jerk....its a dance...To be honest I could jerk it all day...And I dont ever see myself gettin tired doin it...And its a good workout too..I mean my arm is already gettin tired...And I only been jerking for a couple of mins now..I love dancing
# 208882 I try to be a good person but then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten below the speed limit and I gotta try again tomorrow.
# 174556 I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

←Rate | 03-01-2011 11:22 | Tags: Approved , noads

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