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It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship.
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07-06-2012 21:22 by
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Hey Facebook, I really don't care that somebody commented on a post that I commented on seven days ago.
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07-06-2012 21:21 by
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Best Advice: Say NO to Long-distance relationships...absence may make the heart grow fonder, but it makes the penis wander.
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07-06-2012 05:01 by
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No Calls ? I Understand . No Text ? I Understand , But When You See Me With Someone Else Please Understand .
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07-05-2012 22:01 by
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That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
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07-05-2012 22:00 by
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07-05-2012 21:59 by
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Most girls: “I hangout with guys, there's less drama.” Me: “I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.”
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07-05-2012 21:58 by
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The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late.
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07-05-2012 21:57 by
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I sure do feel a hell of alot more attractive at walmart than I do at the gym...
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07-05-2012 21:55 by
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There's nothing like celebrating America's independence by spending hundreds of dollars on Chinese fireworks.
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07-04-2012 22:47 by
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I need to go to Walmart but I can't find my pajamas.
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07-04-2012 22:46 by
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To the people who upload full movies to YouTube: Get a life…also, thank you.
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07-03-2012 21:40 by
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There are only a few people I can say “You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.
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07-03-2012 21:39 by
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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07-03-2012 21:38 by
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Live this day as if it is your last...And if it turns out it isn't, make many apologies tomorrow.
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07-03-2012 21:37 by
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Hey girl with 40,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the f$ck up.
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07-03-2012 21:35 by
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There is nothing worse than when the car in front of you stops at a yellow light and you have to get home to take a dump.
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07-03-2012 21:34 by
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Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible
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07-02-2012 22:10 by
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That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.
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07-02-2012 22:09 by
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Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
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07-02-2012 22:08 by
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