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When people tell me I can't do something, I prove them wrong by complaining about it on Facebook. 
I'm going to take a much needed break from reality, so I'm logging off, and getting some work done...
"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
I love when girls say "i don't mind" as if anyone cares...
Closest thing I ever got to a hug growing up, was the scientist picking up the test tube!
You know what sucks? Having a dream so realistic you have to think hard if it really happened or not. o_O
Some people are still alive today only because it's against the law to kill them
Most people like to say living the dream, I perfer to say surviving the nightmare.
The awkward moment when one of your friends has the same facebook status as you...Damn this page.. they are onto me!
"The uıǝʇsuıǝ secret ʇɹǝqlɐ to ʎq creativity ǝʇonb is knowing how to hide your sources."
Having a girlfriend is like racking up credit card debit. Exciting for awhile, before becoming a financial burden that prevents you from enjoying cool activities with your friends
Duke Nukem Forever delayed again....They really are making Duke Nukem FOREVER..!
Ever think somebody taking 2,473 pictures of themselves EVERYDAY and posting it on facebook is a lil overkill?
When someone says, “…please don't take this the wrong way, but…” Prepare to be judged by someone who wishes to judge you, but doesn't want to feel like an ass about it….
Today's Harry Houdini's 137th Birthday. Here's to you Harry, and thank you for proving that (with great stage presence) we too can escape death while chained and shackled, upside-down in a shark tank, and while blindfolded.
Nuevo censo fuera dice que 1 de 6 estadounidenses son hispanos. Me parece un poco difícil de creer. Feliz el jueves todos!
At work, when you don't know what to do, just walk fast and look worried.
She was like the apple God warned Adam and Eve about
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
I just love waking up in the middle of the night to realize I still have time to sleep before work 