Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   After All.....To "Err" is human....But To "Argh" is Pirate!!!!!!!

   You know, come to think of it, I have never seen Charlie Sheen and Gaddafi in the same room either.... Coincidence?? Just sayin...

   Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know can you? Student: B!TCH I WILL PISS ON THIS FLOOR!! 

   whatever happened to Rodney Allen Rippy? I loved that kid.

   After reflecting back on the movie Young Guns, I would say Charlie Sheen finally made it to the "spirit world"

   I hate when I'm laughing & my ass falls off.

   if you play the Charlie Sheen interviews backwards, they have a secret message. lol

   When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country...It's a whole different way of thinking.

   let Jack Bauer interview Charlie Sheen.

   true friends got your back not sit onthe couch and watch you get your ass kicked .

   I was making dinner when a pan suddenly caught on fire. I don't know which is worse... the fact that I almost set my kitchen ablaze, or the fact that my first reaction was to move my beer to safety.

   When a quiz is NOT multiple choice... You know you're screwed.

   Our government are sounding more and more like a GEICO commerical.

   Charlie Sheen is Kenny Powers with more money.

   Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!!

   Just because you a ten cent hoe don't make you a dime piece

   At the mall this weekend.... The angry parents screaming for their son "Marco!!!" did not find it amusing when I kept yelling "POLO!!!" back at them from my dressing room.

   I would kill to see a Dave Chapelle Charley Murphy: True Hollywood Story of Charlie Sheen... :\

   The NEW Black Panthers? what happened to the OLD Black Panters.?

   An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.