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If I don't have my budget balanced by tomorrow, I am just going to shut down...
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04-07-2011 15:55 by
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Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe.
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04-07-2011 15:52 by
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I just sneezed so hard I think I opened a time portal.
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04-07-2011 15:51 by
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If weed was ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials...
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04-07-2011 15:50 by
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Next time the bank calls me to tell me I'm overdrawn, I'm gonna tell them, "We are aware of the situation and are working to repair it."
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04-07-2011 15:50 by
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The Cavs win twice, the Tribe sweeps Boston, the Heat lose and LeBron's mom gets arrested. You can't deny that KARMA Cleveland.......
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04-07-2011 15:17 by
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put your hand up if you think I'm crazy... but then again look at who's raising their hand in front of the computer! :p
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04-07-2011 15:06 by
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If Coldplay and Mumford & Sons got in a fight... Miley Cyrus would win.
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04-07-2011 14:33 by
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Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties.!!!!
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04-07-2011 14:33 by
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I'm at Camp Crystal Lake, being followed by this huge guy in a hockey mask holding a machete. He must be following us to make sure we're safe. Gee, what a nice guy.
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04-07-2011 14:25 by
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Do you have Beiber Fever? I'm sick of him too...
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04-07-2011 13:41
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Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color. Sincerely, colored people.
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04-07-2011 13:41 by
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I'm not cranky.. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people..
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04-07-2011 13:40 by
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Bristol Palin is payed as an Abstinence Ambassador... Great, now if we can only get Charlie Sheen to speak on alcohol awareness
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04-07-2011 13:34 by
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found the hidden toilet paper in the bathroom. Saved my ass!
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04-07-2011 13:10 by
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why is everyone on that baseball team wearing Jay Z's hat??
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04-07-2011 12:57 by
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If you only have one photo on you're Facebook you are either a spammer, or a loser, either way don't request me as a friend.
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04-07-2011 12:50 by
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you cant beat the stupid out of people but sometimes its funy to try.
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04-07-2011 12:38 by
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How can you tell when a woman is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarettes.
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04-07-2011 12:25 by
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Dear Customers, Yes, we are making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies!!
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04-07-2011 12:12 by
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