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   messageicon put your hand up if you think I'm crazy... but then again look at who's raising their hand in front of the computer! :p
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:06 by ikanndee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Coldplay and Mumford & Sons got in a fight... Miley Cyrus would win.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 14:33 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties.!!!!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 14:33 by sorrel Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at Camp Crystal Lake, being followed by this huge guy in a hockey mask holding a machete. He must be following us to make sure we're safe. Gee, what a nice guy.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 14:25 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you have Beiber Fever? I'm sick of him too...
←Rate | 04-07-2011 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color. Sincerely, colored people.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 13:41 by CJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not cranky.. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people..
←Rate | 04-07-2011 13:40 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bristol Palin is payed as an Abstinence Ambassador... Great, now if we can only get Charlie Sheen to speak on alcohol awareness
←Rate | 04-07-2011 13:34 by tonez Comments (0)  


   messageicon found the hidden toilet paper in the bathroom. Saved my ass!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 13:10 by @birdcrapper Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is everyone on that baseball team wearing Jay Z's hat??
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:57 by amr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you only have one photo on you're Facebook you are either a spammer, or a loser, either way don't request me as a friend.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you cant beat the stupid out of people but sometimes its funy to try.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:38 by Taylor Comments (1)  


   messageicon How can you tell when a woman is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarettes. 
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:25 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Customers, Yes, we are making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies!!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:12 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 11:40 by gerredmano Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I die my gravestone is going to have a "DisLike" button before facebook does!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 10:26 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I die my gravestone is going to have a "Like" button.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 09:31 by Likwid Comments (1)  


   messageicon I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine!!! Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 08:38 by @clarkysj Comments (1)  


   messageicon Was at Home Depot last night and I saw two Southwest Pilots looking for roofing material ....this can't be good!!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 07:51 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are the normal ( . )( . ), the silicone ( + )( + ), the perfect (o)(o) Some are cold (^)(^) and some belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let's not forget the very large (o why o), the very small (.)(.) and the asymmetrical (•)(.) We love them all!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 07:44 Comments (0)  



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