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   messageicon saw a guy give a homeless man a coffee....Great! Now he is alert and fully aware of his surroundings...the street, the alley, his shopping cart...
←Rate | 02-02-2011 10:05 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon why must I be made to feel like a porn star everytime I open yogurt....
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:01 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever open a knife factory, I'd employ nothing but EMO kids...I'd never have to worry about them reporting an on-the-job injury....
←Rate | 01-24-2011 15:16 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon just had a near death experience and other peoples' lives flashed before my eyes…I have GOT to stop being so f@#king nosey…
←Rate | 01-20-2011 10:42 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretty sure that "Can't we just be friends?" means --> "I just wanna use you, like some kind of emotional tampon 3 to 5 days a month, with no strings attached..."
←Rate | 01-18-2011 09:26 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


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