Funny Status Message #43138
X is pretty sure that "Can't we just be friends?" means --> "I just wanna use you, like some kind of emotional tampon 3 to 5 days a month, with no strings attached..."
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- # 69730 ***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that I can get 100 tampons for $1.00... No Strings attached...but for a limited period ONLY!...A bloody good deal!
- # 37489 I prefer my sex be no strings attached. However rope or handcuff attached is just fine. ;0)
- # 117777 What do you mean sex with no strings attached, how else am I gonna tie that ass up?
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