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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs
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03-26-2011 14:50
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WHAT I HAVE LEARNED: 'Hold me closer Tony Danza' sounds better than 'Tiny Dancer'...just say'n.
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03-26-2011 14:29 by
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believe it or not, there's people out there that actually liked "Grease 2"
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03-26-2011 14:13 by
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Just killed a spider for stepping on my shoes.........#ThugLife
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03-26-2011 13:43
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I was focused on getting a beautiful brunette with a great body. Beer goggles sure do correct tunnel vision.
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03-26-2011 13:16
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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03-26-2011 12:44
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Why are there so many First baptist Churches? One of those has to be second, third..........
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03-26-2011 12:42
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Why don't more hunters set up their stands at the deer crossing signs.
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03-26-2011 12:40
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Why do they have "Slow Children" Crossing so many roads.
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03-26-2011 12:39
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" who get's the other penny......taxes
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03-26-2011 12:36
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i wish the brightness control on my TV made the people smarter
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03-26-2011 12:33
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you know your getting old when you get out of bed and your body pops more then bubble wrap
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03-26-2011 09:49
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A womans legs are her best friends but sometimes even the best of friends must part.
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03-26-2011 01:47 by
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Dear Weather Channel, the mancrush you have on Jim Cantore and his lame storm stories is getting ridiculous...Can I just see my local forecast please?!
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03-26-2011 01:09
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(_̅_̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅̅_̅__̅_̅_̅()~~~ passs it!!!
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03-26-2011 00:27 by
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The only wet dream I had about you was when you got hit by a bus and I pissed my pants laughing
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03-25-2011 22:24
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Today I'm going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.
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03-25-2011 22:20
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I just saw a hobo on the side of the road with a sign that said "Hungry Hungry Hobo."
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03-25-2011 22:17 by
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today's weight loss tip: use super glue as lipgloss...
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03-25-2011 22:13
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You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac... you're welcome.
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03-25-2011 21:37 by
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