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   messageicon I slept like a baby last night,,,,of course minus the peeing and pooping on myself.......
←Rate | 04-17-2011 09:05 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the high points about me working Sunday mornings...is reading the status updates people post after a night of drinking!
←Rate | 04-17-2011 08:08 by instructor4802 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Sunday....Sunday. It comes after Saturday!!!!
←Rate | 04-17-2011 07:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy PALM Sunday to All Singles out there!!
←Rate | 04-17-2011 06:25 by john15xxx Comments (1)  


   messageicon I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
←Rate | 04-17-2011 05:50 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 02:18 by Brent Andersson Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"'s you up like a "G" :)
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all single men out there, NO, Plam Sunday is NOT like a Valentine's Day for you and your palm.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watch a damn naked Chinese man run into a wall at full speed with a hard on. He broke his nose.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:07 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon people will damn believe anything if you whisper it.
←Rate | 04-16-2011 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half Milk?
←Rate | 04-16-2011 23:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wifes new nickname is Karma
←Rate | 04-16-2011 22:57 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING, PLEASE READ - I don't usually re-post these but... If someone comes to your front door, and asks you to remove your clothes, and dance in your front yard with your arms in the air.. DO NOT do this, it is a scam!! They just want to see you naked.
←Rate | 04-16-2011 22:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it we know we have the right to remain silent... But never do it?
←Rate | 04-16-2011 21:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.
←Rate | 04-16-2011 21:23 by Omen X Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
←Rate | 04-16-2011 21:15 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's Strong enough for man, but made for a woman, the back of my hand.....
←Rate | 04-16-2011 21:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon INSTALLING SPRING... ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE. Install delayed....please wait. Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Season not found. Season "Spring" cannot be l
←Rate | 04-16-2011 20:45 by Omen X Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God for the internet! Curse those who search and find out that this is where I've been stealing funny from. Yikes!
←Rate | 04-16-2011 18:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't figure out why people that wave, think that any action they take is permissible? Sure...cut me off, speed up in front of me....but as long as you wave your hand at me...its okay?!?!
←Rate | 04-16-2011 16:37 Comments (0)  



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