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I think when a restaurant has "lobster celebration" it is very misleading to the lobster.
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04-20-2011 21:09
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Today is National Marijuana Day. A day when…uh…wow, Wolf Blitzer is SO funny.
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04-20-2011 20:51 by
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NEWS FLASH: 2 air traffic controllers fired for sleeping on the job, someone might want to wake them up to tell them the news.......
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04-20-2011 19:52 by
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The best part about fighting is the make uo sex? Well, unless that argument involves your parents.
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04-20-2011 19:27
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I watched Abc's show 'Happy Ending'....totally not what I expected. It was a regular show. WTF! haha!!!!(mood:cheated)
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04-20-2011 18:51 by
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sometimes I fill my blow up doll with helium so she plays hard to get.
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04-20-2011 18:42
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mu-FASA
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04-20-2011 18:20 by
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If you google “MySpace” your computer will ask “Are you serious right now?”
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04-20-2011 17:24 by
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Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some crap for Farmville.
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04-20-2011 17:23 by
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Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did.
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04-20-2011 17:15 by
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Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook
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04-20-2011 17:13 by
BEGO
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Facebook should allow you to automatically de-friend your ex from all of your friends.
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04-20-2011 17:13 by
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I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...
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04-20-2011 17:12 by
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When I do something stupid, my first thought is whether it would make a funny story or I should take it to my grave.
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04-20-2011 17:10 by
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To the person that first took a Peanut, covered it with Chocolate and a Candy Coat and Stamped a "M" on it....THANK YOU!!!
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04-20-2011 16:38 by
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Why is 4/21 National Employer Random Drug Testing Day?
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04-20-2011 16:24 by
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I think it's safe to admit that my Retirement Plan consists solely of me acquiring a Time Machine and knocking Biff out in the parking lot.
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04-20-2011 16:22 by
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A fool and his money are soon dating women way too good looking for him.
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04-20-2011 15:40 by
Gman
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Try NOT. Do…or do not. There is no try. ~ Master Yoda (Star Wars)
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04-20-2011 15:39 by
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Ladies... As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit on. : p
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04-20-2011 15:21 by
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