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   messageicon I would take a bullet for u.. Not a real one mind you. But a Coors Light for sure.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 06:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always Google before reading directions to anything !
←Rate | 04-25-2011 06:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official. FaceBook is the new High5
←Rate | 04-25-2011 06:12 by @Buddz31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best things are unseen,that's why we close our eyes when we Kiss,Laugh and Dream
←Rate | 04-25-2011 06:09 by Imi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure that just before I get to Walmart some mental institution drops off its patients to go shopping
←Rate | 04-25-2011 05:55 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dr. Suess should have been a rapper.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 02:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Easter, kids! It's like Christmas, only more stupid.
←Rate | 04-25-2011 02:14 by Sara | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're paddling upstream in a canoe at 56 liters per day, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!! :D
←Rate | 04-25-2011 00:07 by TZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just took some candy from my baby nephew. I must say it wasn't as easy as I thought it was going to be....
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a shit about the royal wedding and go back to sleep
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:11 by Kevin Packard Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry if my sarcasm offends you. Not really.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just sprayed Febreeze's "Brazilian Carnival" air freshener... So far, no party... Guess I'll just sit here and wait on my wax.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great day with family, great food but right now I am egg-zausted!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 20:33 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon "A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting." -Terri Guillemets
←Rate | 04-24-2011 20:05 by Mahdi H Comments (0)  



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