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I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea! 
Excuse me, Mr. Pirate, but are you aware that there is a steering wheel stuck in the front of your pants? "Arrhh, Matey," he nods, "Its driving me nuts!"
At least Bin Laden doesn't have to watch dancing with the stars anymore
Just wondering, did we complete the whole deck of terrorist cards now?
just when you think the royal wedding was the talk of the town ha! you know us americans must allways steal your shine. up yours england
NEWS ALERT!!! Jack Bauer was the one who 'double tapped' Bin Laden.
So the NSA will stop molesting me at the airport now, right?
...and thats how the U.S. outdoes a Royal Wedding.
You are not essential for my survival so adjust your actions accordingly.
A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.
No I did not watch the Royal wedding! What's the big deal? Two things kept me from watching it. They're called tesicles.
Whooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea ...O...S...A...M...A
I shot Big Foot last night but I dumped the body in the ocean before I could get a picture.
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the PS3 network is down.
Navy Seals.......Terminix for a larger cockroach........
says it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American
and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!
the moral of the story is never send a white man to do a black mans job...
So they really buried Osama in the ocean..Did Americans not learn their lesson when they buried Megatron?!
better yet ... we shoulda just captured bin Laden .... tied him to the tallest pole, atop the highest mountain .... and flown a plane into him. 