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   messageicon If heaven is gonna be full of religious fanatics n 'holier than thou' people, I am not going...
←Rate | 04-29-2011 04:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wish, that Kate somehow watched "The Runaway Bride" last night, over-and-over again!!!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 02:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What the hell are chocolate diamonds good for if I can't eat them?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 02:06 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear inventor of the double doors, we thank you!........your biggest fans, Fat People
←Rate | 04-29-2011 01:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can not even fathom the immensity of the f*ck that I don't give about the Royal Wedding....
←Rate | 04-29-2011 01:00 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boys make excuses. Men make changes!
←Rate | 04-29-2011 00:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can use facebook for things other than finding a partner now that I can count on the gas pump to screw me
←Rate | 04-29-2011 00:27 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon was thinking tonight, if your parents sent you to school with a giant "lunchable" pack for your lunch everyday, they didnt love you
←Rate | 04-29-2011 00:26 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are talking about the oil companies profits. People need to be talking about the fed government income from the gas taxation. Talk about being appalled and they don't do anything but collect money...
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:51 by Cousinky Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't come into work tomorrow due to Canuck Hangover
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got five fingers. the middle is yours.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful in who you choose... and careful what you fall for.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon come on playstation network you were hacked and have been down for 5 days, learn from Jesus, he was crucified and only down for 3 day
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:38 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please allow me to illustrate my point: .
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I should of gotten an A in English class". No, you shouldn't HAVE
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:33 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look down at your chest, a little to the left OK - that's where i'll always rest.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God Created the Universe,everything else is 'Made In China'
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I got Internet, I started watching T.V. less and less.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.Sincerely, The Titanic
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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