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   messageicon People are talking about the oil companies profits. People need to be talking about the fed government income from the gas taxation. Talk about being appalled and they don't do anything but collect money...
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:51 by Cousinky Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't come into work tomorrow due to Canuck Hangover
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got five fingers. the middle is yours.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful in who you choose... and careful what you fall for.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon come on playstation network you were hacked and have been down for 5 days, learn from Jesus, he was crucified and only down for 3 day
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:38 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please allow me to illustrate my point: .
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I should of gotten an A in English class". No, you shouldn't HAVE
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:33 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look down at your chest, a little to the left OK - that's where i'll always rest.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God Created the Universe,everything else is 'Made In China'
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I got Internet, I started watching T.V. less and less.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.Sincerely, The Titanic
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying.Sincerely, Google.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎ I really hope Prince William doesn't get cold teeth, err, I mean feet!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:56 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I installed a stripper pole outside my house. Haven't caught one yet.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:48 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google has gotten so used to my search habits, all I have to do is type a celebrity's name and it automatically adds "nude".
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:47 by hovo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding". A little knowledge behind every "I don't know". A little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "it's okay"...
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:40 by j-grab Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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