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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.... 
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
TOMORROW...One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
I can't remember where I put my xanex
Cats are really not all that bad...................It turns out, I've been cooking them wrong this whole time...
"I before E, except after C." Disproved by science.
lost the key to my imagination, and now I can't start my unicorn
Tonight at 11: A channel 3 exclusive - How a dangerous game of peekaboo sent two children to the ICU.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
If you need a car that dose the parallel parking for you then you should NOT be driving to begin with .
"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size pistonAnd it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so tempermental."
Conscience is that inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
t pisses you off when your wife gets pregnant,everyone rubs her belly & says "congrats!" but nobody rubs your d*ck & says "Good Job!"
The Comedy Awards is on tonight, don't know what category it would be in but the Rebecca Black video needs to be nominated for SOMETHING!
Clearly - Tiger Woods is getting laid again......
Tiger's best 18 holes since Elin found out about the other 18 holes he was playing...
April Fools' Day was the worst day ever to have a heart attack
Never say never...Unless someone asks if you're going to see the new Justin Bieber film
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass
Friends don't let friends get tagged in pictures which can cause breakups.
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