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by the end of this week, most women will "wake" up from that royal wedding...
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04-25-2011 10:09
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living the dream ...one fist pump at a time
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04-25-2011 08:07 by
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
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04-25-2011 07:42 by
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The television is not a magical device that communicates all your criticism to your favourite sports team. STOP YELLING AT IT!
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04-25-2011 06:51
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I would take a bullet for u.. Not a real one mind you. But a Coors Light for sure.
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04-25-2011 06:42
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I always Google before reading directions to anything !
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04-25-2011 06:15
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It's official. FaceBook is the new High5
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04-25-2011 06:12 by
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The best things are unseen,that's why we close our eyes when we Kiss,Laugh and Dream
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04-25-2011 06:09 by
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I'm pretty sure that just before I get to Walmart some mental institution drops off its patients to go shopping
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04-25-2011 05:55 by
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Dr. Suess should have been a rapper.
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04-25-2011 02:57
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Happy Easter, kids! It's like Christmas, only more stupid.
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04-25-2011 02:14 by
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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe at 56 liters per day, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!! :D
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04-25-2011 00:07 by
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I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!
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04-24-2011 23:29 by
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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04-24-2011 23:27 by
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I laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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04-24-2011 23:25 by
BEGO
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Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.
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04-24-2011 23:23 by
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Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen.
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04-24-2011 23:16
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I just took some candy from my baby nephew. I must say it wasn't as easy as I thought it was going to be....
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04-24-2011 22:36
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I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a shit about the royal wedding and go back to sleep
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04-24-2011 22:11
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I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby!
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04-24-2011 22:11 by
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