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thinks it's kind of cruel that those people who fought in WWII and survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray are now referred to as 'Seasoned Veterans'.... 
Hey Old Navy Mannequins, stop trying so hard, you're embarrassing yourself.
Only five shopping days left until the apocalypse!
Relationships are alot like breaking a horse.. When you first jump on them, they are going to buck and fight and try to take off.. But stay on long enough and they will let you ride them anytime you want!! - Todd
I think I may have known Renee Graziano when his name was Ronnie
I think it's adorable when people assume I'm interested in anything they have to say before I've had my coffee.
I love cornbread. Not as much as the woman next to me who has "CORNBREAD" tattooed on her arm... but I love it nonetheless.
why do they call them Booby traps when there are no Boobs invlolved?
I like to spend my Monday mornings avoiding people who might ask about my weekend.
Awkward moment for a liverpool fan : when they ask what's the time and its 19:18........
FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
You know that feeling when you arrive at work in the morning excited for the new day, looking forward to new challenges? Me neither.
When my Droid freezes I instinctively pull the battery out blow on it like a Nintendo game.
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an "All the stuff you can microwave" aisle.
The awkward moment when a Liverpool fan asks what's the time and its 19:18.
my new workout plan is P69X!
Sooooo this midget walks into a bar....well a bicycle rack....
Monday is like a midget at a urinal...You have to be on your toes!!
hoping that all the Farmville crops are ok in Alabama....
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