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Now accepting applications for FWB. Several positions open. Please email me photos and resume.
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04-28-2011 18:38 by
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The only Royal Crown I'm interested in at 4am is some Crown Royal..
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04-28-2011 18:09 by
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Twitter was invented to teach women how to communicate silently in 140 characters or less.
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04-28-2011 17:26 by
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im two short of a three sum. wheres ben&jerry?
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04-28-2011 17:19 by
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i dont get it? if pandas eat bamboo all the time why are they so fat???
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04-28-2011 17:17 by
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Wanna feel confident and attractive? Me too! Let's all get drunk!
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04-28-2011 17:17 by
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I think McGlovin and Obama got their ID at the same place
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04-28-2011 16:25
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The republican party are "carnival barkers"
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04-28-2011 15:56
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Money talks...but all mine ever says is "good-bye."
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04-28-2011 15:31
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Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?
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04-28-2011 15:28
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save a tree...eat a beaver
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04-28-2011 15:17
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OMG! Got an invite to The Royal Wedding! YES! Wait, oh crap, it's for the wedding of Ted and Nancy Royal in Columbus, OH.
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04-28-2011 15:10
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I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too.
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04-28-2011 14:36 by
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It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.
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04-28-2011 14:33 by
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FACT: If you don't own a suit, you get to stay in your twenties forever.
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04-28-2011 14:32 by
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It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
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04-28-2011 14:31 by
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The two big events seem to be the Royal Wedding, and the NFL draft, Why not combine the two and see What postion does William take Kate in the First Round!!
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04-28-2011 14:29 by
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Have they invented a cure for morning people yet?
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04-28-2011 13:39 by
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In honor of those who would if they could… I'm going back to bed.
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04-28-2011 13:37 by
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I can confidently say I'm 150 pounds of solid sexy. Plus 40-50 of squishy stuff.
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