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   messageicon Someone should tell Palin that using the term "lamestream media" makes her sound like an '80's movie bully. But maybe I'm just a spazwad.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 13:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm opening up a special school for b@#$tard maid babies, I'm calling it "The Oprah Winfrey School For Bas@#d Maid Babies"
←Rate | 05-19-2011 13:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe nows a good time to change my status from aethist to very religious and it's complicated.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 13:19 by BRian Comments (0)  


   messageicon The term “nymphomaniac” has been shortened to “college girls”.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:53 by jammer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools and idiots are on the same side.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon since the world is ending on saturday you should send pictures of your breasts now before it's too late.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's not that I'm bad at remembering names, I'm just awesome at forgetting them.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:37 by Downey Comments (0)  


   messageicon hopes those of you who aren't funny are the first do go on saturday.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well Brittney you have two days left of dancing until the world ends...
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is that the world is always going to end on a weekend? Why not Monday morning, ideally before I have to get up and go to work?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody still rushes to get a piece?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:42 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if anyone's considered the possibility that the Mayan calender ends on 12/21/2012 not because it's the end of the world but because they just couldn't be bothered to add any more pages to it?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:42 Comments (1)  


   messageicon i have an apt up for grabs furnished and all, the only thing I ask is if you give it back to me after saturday May 21!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care if being apathetic is wrong.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:21 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking forward to all of the job opeings after the rapture happens...
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Rapture is this weekend nobody make any plans! WAIT JUST A MINUTE this came from the guy that predicted that Judgement day was happening September 6, 1994.... I wonder how that worked out for him?
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for some good end-of-the-world bargains today and tomorrow
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:27 by Boomernic Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the guy above this.. I'm talking about the world ending..
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon they search for years and spend millions of dollars looking for Osama, and where was he? At home hiding behind his wife!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 10:25 by Ant Comments (0)  


   messageicon ahhh where the hell is spring? if you see her around tell her to come see me immediately
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:51 Comments (0)  



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