Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I feel like celebrating by eating a good old american double cheeze burger, fries and a cold Budweiser to wash it down.

   a gift to AMERICA .....President's BIRTH certificate and Bin Laden's DEATH certificate!!

   whoever killed him should be awarded Pippa Middleton

   The only difference between Obama and Osama is BS

   he finally killed someone...bout time obama blackened up.

   Osama Bin Laden, World Hide and Seek Champ since 2001, Well played Sir.....

   Not bad for 2 weeks worth of work. President's birth certificate and BI LADEN's death certificate!!

   New report: JSOC actually used Usama's iPhone 4 to track him.

   sorry for anyone in a cab right now.......awkward!!!!!

   Looks like Jeff Dunham is going to have another partner for Achmed the Dead Terrorist...

   Anyone else notice the only difference between Obama and Osama is BS?!

   This has not been a good time for crzed dictators. First Saddam, then Osama, Charlie Sheen better hide!!!

   Every terrorist, "OK, OK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, WHO HERE HAS SEEN WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S??"

   Barack Obama will now have a book signing tour for his new book called "How I Took Down Bin Laden"

   Hey People lets not forget about William and Kate!

   I hope Obama held the gun sideways when he shot Bin Laden.

   So now since Mr. Laden is no longer with us does this mean gas prices are going down ?

   Now if only they could find Waldo....

   Amazing in the same week he finds his birth certificate and bin Laden

   Does this mean diaper prices are going down...?