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   messageicon You've been H.A.D ... HAPPY APOCALYPSE DAY .
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:21 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok , rapture already! Take me an leave Beiber, or vice versa, whatever !
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:21 by Retics Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know gas is expensive when you need the reflexes of a Ninja to get the pump to stop on a even dolar amount.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:16 by Chuck Comments (0)  


   messageicon what happens if ur peeing when the world ends???....
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:09 by lex Comments (0)  


   messageicon stocking up on Twinkies and shotgun shells.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a free bowl of soup with this awesome hat I just bought!
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon " I love you" should never be used in the form of a question.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I prepared my self for this rapture by playing zombies on black ops and my wife said it was a waste of time I guess the jokes on her !
←Rate | 05-21-2011 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon feel kinda funny. whats that bright light? Oh Wait, I'm being Raptured! Sweet! Good Buy Everyone!!!!! I'll tell Elvis Hi For You.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 08:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon and with the first pick of the 2011 Rapture Draft... God selects Randy "Macho Man" Savage
←Rate | 05-21-2011 08:29 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon Horse walks into a pub: Bartender: "Why the long face?" Horse: "They wouldn't let me on the f-kin train."
←Rate | 05-21-2011 07:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's that white stuff Black babies rely on to live? - Taxpayers.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 07:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny that when you hear a man's name, you can instantly work out his nationality: Paolo - Italian Pierre - French Diego - Argentinian Sven - Swedish Klaus - German. Mohammed - British
←Rate | 05-21-2011 07:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC News: "Britons are the worst binge drinkers in Europe." - I'm sorry but I think you'll find we're actually the best.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 07:00 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently this end of the world rapture thing is today, unfortunately I regret to inform you the 1124 fast track train to 'HELL' is delayed due to an earlier signal fault and over running engineering works, Oh well
←Rate | 05-21-2011 06:31 by bam Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the end of the world just means the end of Facebook. It's the world to so many people...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 06:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW TO CONTROL PEOPLE: Repeatedly lie to people about a "life-ending event" in the basis of religion enough times to where they slighty believe you and have them talk about it all over the world.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 03:07 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm really going to crap my pants today if there is an apocalypse. Of course, I might just crap them anyhow, regardless what happens.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 02:15 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this status update make me look fat?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 02:07 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the people who believe in this Rapture nonsense. Here's some information that will shock your gullible mind. In new Zealand it is now: Saturday May 21 and the current time is 7:42 AM ...havent heard anything from them yet.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 00:19 by Esoteric Comments (1)  



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