Funny Status Message #57532

X is The Rapture will begin this saturday let those who believe be killed by rocks and sticks the day after by thugs like me!
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# 44741 How to make a fire easy... 1. Get a bunch of sticks and arrange them in a pyramid. 2. Put rocks around the sticks in a circle. 3. Wave your RIGHT hand over the sticks in a circular motion and say "Wakaaa...Flockaaa...FLAME!"
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# 57323 thinking about handcuffing himself to Billy Graham for Saturday's rapture...

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