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Why is it so hard to find a soothsayer in this day and age?!
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06-15-2011 17:46 by
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its come to my attention its been sometime since many of you have brought the noise/and or funk
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06-15-2011 17:45 by
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(last one I promise) - LaBron James will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a TITLE
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06-15-2011 17:35 by
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My girlfriend had auto correct long before iPhone.
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06-15-2011 17:02 by
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My girl says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
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06-15-2011 17:01 by
Marshall the Great
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Attention jobless people on Facebook....You are no longer allowed to mention "Hump Day", "TGIF" or "Can't wait for the weekend!" or anything else that implies you have to work then have days off to relax.
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06-15-2011 17:00
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Responsible. Who wants to be responsible? Whenever anything bad happens, it's always "Who's responsible for this?"
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06-15-2011 17:00 by
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Doesn't feel bad for Hugh Hefner one bit and never will.
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06-15-2011 16:44
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Really listened to "Freebird" last night. The guy is a bird you can't change. He's an unchangeable bird. And there's a guitar solo. Classic.
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06-15-2011 16:22 by
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If you refuse to argue, you automatically win the argument.
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06-15-2011 15:52
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I would have emailed sooner, but my cat ate my mouse.
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06-15-2011 15:36 by
J. BIAZA
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A smile is like tight underwear…it makes your cheeks go up.
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06-15-2011 15:35 by
J. BIAZA
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I need to either get a new air conditioner or move into my refrigerator.
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06-15-2011 15:35 by
J. BIAZA
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I'll give Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries two Months at the most ...you can't turn a hoe into a house wife .
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06-15-2011 15:28
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Dear Google,Please Dont tempt me to watch the lunar eclipse online ... My Stars are against it :|
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06-15-2011 14:53 by
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I felt special… until I saw you talk to every other guy like that.
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06-15-2011 14:50 by
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Wow, I just heard Lady GaGa has hired people to find the remains of Bin Laden, she needs somthing to wear in her next video
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06-15-2011 14:41
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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06-15-2011 14:36 by
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Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
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06-15-2011 14:34 by
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Every time I see these college/university commercials on TV, the my brain just keeps screaming (SCAM!, SCAM!, SCAM!, SCAAAAAAM!)
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06-15-2011 13:33 by
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