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Couldn't afford the penile enlargement but got a great deal on hand reduction!
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05-28-2011 17:42 by
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Loves getting brain so much I should be a zombie!!
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05-28-2011 17:34 by
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I bet you $20 I don't have a gambling problem.
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05-28-2011 17:11 by
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I am currently putting together a workout video called "8 Year Abs"
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05-28-2011 16:40 by
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I gave my deaf friend an I-Pod for X-mas hoping he would re-gift it back to me.
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05-28-2011 16:39 by
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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05-28-2011 15:48
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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05-28-2011 15:43
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Anyone else love it when they text too fast that their phone can not keep up and when you are finished it looks like it is doing it by itself?! Or is it just me?
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05-28-2011 15:39
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having a staring contest with a bottle of Jack.
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05-28-2011 15:33 by
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MAN! Are they EVER going to catch that Phil Dirt guy? I've been seeing wanted signs for him for YEARS.
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05-28-2011 15:33 by
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My wife and I do it Doggy Style , I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead
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05-28-2011 15:06 by
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that awkward moment when two peodos both pretending to be kids arrange a meeting over facebook and then meet up
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05-28-2011 14:02
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just rescued some wine.. it was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!
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05-28-2011 13:56 by
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Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don't block the view.
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05-28-2011 13:55 by
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My pillow is about to get some head......NAPTIME!!! ;)
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05-28-2011 13:46
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No one knows the true meaning of desperation until you run over a banana peel in Mario Kart
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05-28-2011 13:28 by
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That moment of panic when you accidentally hurt someone else's child and the parents are in the next room
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05-28-2011 13:11
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Got "White Boy Wasted" last night.. it's only right I go see The Hangover Part II today.. :)
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05-28-2011 13:08 by
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i love the people who say their company is priceless!!.. to me if it lacks a price, it more likely worthless!!
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05-28-2011 13:01 by
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•I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. The police, however, call it theft.
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05-28-2011 12:54 by
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